==> Past Dave: Wake up in a different place then you fell asleep.

Well okay.

==> Past Dave: Inspect surroundings.

You're on a couch with a plate of burritos on the coffee table in front of you. Sweet.

cool
free food

so i see ive been lurking around this hellhole for a while ( Read more... )

sup bitches

heard this place needs an infusion of cool

and what do you know here i am

like the motherfucking messiah of parties

so whats up